Expect the unexpected

Tonteria's nightclub doors open at 11PM, from which point you will be immersed in a theatrical wonderland. With an array of entertainment each night, we ensure that every experience is unlike its predecessor.

With performances from our award-winning acts and dancers, Tonteria rarely experiences a dull moment - entertainment is always on full throttle.

What's to be expected? No less than bottle shows, shots being delivered on our 'Tonteria Express' train and topless bartenders for starters.

Midnight also remains a fantastical hour in our books. You might not lose a glass slipper, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be magic. And if you're looking for personalised shows for a special occasion, we can do that too.

We take care of every detail; all you have to do is be there.

An exclusive, unforgettable evening

¿Tequila? ¡Tequila!

At Tonteria, we’re all about tequila.

We believe that wether it’s in a cocktail or spilling out of your shot glass, tequila is always the answer.

Unsurprisingly, our favourite drink is Tequila and we believe that the best way to drink it is in our signature frozen margaritas. They’re 100% delicious & deadly and come in an array of exciting flavours – definitely guaranteed to get you on the dance floor!

And because we’re not too familiar with the term ‘enough’, we also deliver shots on a train; the Tonteria Tequila Express… bottoms up!

What’s more? Tonteria nightclub also holds one of London’s most exclusive tequila selections with some being the rarest and finest in the world.


Feel Like Partying?

We are open for La Taqueria from 8PM and Club Doors at 11PM. Dress glamorously.

Table holders are admitted until 1am.

Please note that we have the right to refuse entry if we believe that you are intoxicated, not appropriately dressed, do not have ID or are rude to our staff.