Expect the unexpected

Christmas at Tonteria starts on Thursday 18th November 2021. We are now taking bookings for Christmas 2021. Please email us at reservations@tonteria.co.uk to enquire.

Tonteria's nightclub doors open at 11 pm, from which point you will be immersed in a theatrical wonderland. With an array of entertainment each night, we ensure that every experience is unlike its predecessor.

With performances from our award-winning acts and dancers, Tonteria rarely experiences a dull moment - entertainment is always on full throttle.
Expect bottle shows to your table with tequila shots arriving on our 'Tonteria Express' shot train, and don't be surprised if the bartender ends up topless, chasing you with some 1942 Don Julio in hand.
Grab a lucha libra mask and immerse yourself in the Tonteria experience. The sillier you are, the better.

Midnight remains a fantastical hour in our books. You might not lose a glass slipper, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be magic. Our infamous parade shows, piñata performances, and award-winning acts are nothing short of enchanting. And if you're looking for personalised shows for a special occasion, we can do that too.
We take care of every detail; all you have to do is be there.

An exclusive, unforgettable evening

 Christmas at Tonteria starts on Thursday 18th November 2021.

Tonteria is now taking Christmas bookings. Please contact reservations@tonteria.co.uk to book.

At Tonteria, we’re all about tequila.

Wether it’s in a cocktail or spilling out of your shot glass, tequila is always the answer.

One of favourite ways to drink tequila is in our signature frozen margaritas. 100% delicious & deadly, they come in an array of exciting flavours, guaranteed to get you on the dance floor.

And since we’re not too familiar with the term ‘enough’, we also deliver shots on a train; the Tonteria Tequila Express… bottoms up!

Tonteria nightclub also holds one of London’s most exclusive tequila selections with some being of the rarest and finest in the world.


Dress glamorously and arrive at nightclub doors for 11pm for entry. Table holders are admitted until 1am.


And while you’re here, discover our NYE plans; Space Disco at Tonteria.


New Year Tonteria

We will be operating as usual with La Taqueria open from 8PM-10:30PM with club doors from 11PM-4AM.
Join us at La Taqueria for fresh tacos, hand-crafted cocktails and live DJ as well as two other music entertainment shows throughout the dinner service.
During club hours, expect our magical Tonteria parade, midnight countdown as well as two further performances from some very spectacular acts.