In line with the latest announcements issued by the UK government, Tonteria will remain temporarily closed.
We are however preparing for our re-opening this summer, should the government’s plans go ahead.
We hope that everyone and their families have been keeping safe and that everyone is doing well.
Tonteria misses you dearly, but we will hopefully be seeing you [very] soon for an unforgettable return.
The Tonteria Team
There are no upcoming nightclub events. Please check back soon or drop us a line.
Opening our doors in 2012, Tonteria nightclub has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognised nightclubs about, having hosted parties for the likes of HRH Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few...
Living up to our namesake, “Tonteria” which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness" in Spanish, be ready to expect the unexpected. Get lost in our Mexican jungle, delve into our undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let our award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican Lucha-Libre wrestlers corrupt and enchant you.
Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, our club experience is like no other. So join us on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.