In line with the latest announcements issued by the UK government, Tonteria will remain temporarily closed.
We are however preparing for our re-opening this summer, should the government’s plans go ahead.
We hope that everyone and their families have been keeping safe and that everyone is doing well.
We miss you dearly, but we will hopefully be seeing you [very] soon for an unforgettable return.
For any enquiries, please email email@example.com and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
The Tonteria Team
There are no upcoming nightclub events. Please check back soon or drop us a line.
Opening our doors in 2012, Tonteria has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognized nightclubs about, having hosted parties for the likes of HRH Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few...
Living up to our namesake, “Tonteria” which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness" in Spanish be ready to expect the unexpected. As you descend the stairs get lost in our Mexican jungle, delve into our undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let our award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican Lucha-Libre wrestlers, corrupt and enchant you.
Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, we alter the theme each night, so join us on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.