Your safety is our priority and so, due to the latest advice issued by the UK government, it is with great regret that Tonteria will be temporarily closing its doors until further notice.
We hope that everyone and their families are keeping safe. In these uncertain times, we must work together so please refrain from going out if you possess any of the symptoms and do not forget to look after those who are less able to do so.
The Tonteria Team
There are no upcoming events. Please check back soon or drop us a line.
Opening our doors in 2012, Tonteria has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognized nightclubs about, having hosted parties for the likes of HRH Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few...
Living up to our namesake, “Tonteria” which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness" in Spanish be ready to expect the unexpected. As you descend the stairs get lost in our Mexican jungle, delve into our undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let our award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican Lucha-Libre wrestlers, corrupt and enchant you.
Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, we alter the theme each night, so join us on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.