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Opening our doors in 2012, Tonteria has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognised nightclubs about, having hosted parties for the likes of HRH Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few.. 

Living up to our namesake, “Tonteria” which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness" in Spanish be ready to expect the unexpected. As you descend the stairs get lost in our Mexican jungle, delve into our undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let our award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican lucha-libre wrestlers, corrupt and enchant you. 

Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, we alter the theme each night, so join us on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.