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To answer that question, we’ll tell you now; entertainment

From start to finish, entertainment is always at the core of Tonteria. In other words, it exists in our bones. We believe that entertainment is not only delivered by our performers, but through decor and our team members. Each event is its own universe. As such, the decor, team and music are always appropriately re-dressed and modified for each event thrown.

On Mondays be prepared for Day-of-the-Dead hip-hop mania while Thursdays are reserved for a a Tulum-esque boho house music orientated evening. Fridays revolve around a ‘less is more’ concept (well clothes wise anyway), where leathers and latex dominate the stage. Last but not least our Saturdays offer a traditional Mexican atmosphere, with open format music and our signature shows. So whatever the day you choose to join us there’s something for everyone.

On any of our evenings, be transported from the mundane with our permanent Tulum jungle decor and with a penchant for political satire, it’s not improbable for our guests to discover a couple surprises of this nature throughout the night.


 

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Acan
Thursday 17th October

Can you hear the deep jungle rhythm? Escape to Tulum this Thursday with our very boho night and be dazzled by our amazing fire show.

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Do Not Disturb
Friday 18th October

A long week done, it’s time to celebrate properly. Join us for our naughty latex night and experience your wildest dreams.

Muertos Monday - party with pommery
MONDAY 21st October

On 21st October our weekly Muertos Monday is getting a special guest - come along and party with Pommery champagne.

The madness starts at midnight with our wacky parade, followed at 1am by our infamous wax show.

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HALLOWEEN EDITION/RELIGIOUS ICONS- Do Not Disturb
Friday 25th October

This year we’re celebrating the spooky season by merging Halloween and The Day Of The Dead in a Religious Icons theme.

With six events planned, we’re kicking off at #DND on Friday 25th October! Expect a hellish setting, leathery nuns and a snake show…

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HALLOWEEN weekend - RELIGIOUS ICONS
SATURDAY 26th October

The nightmare continues on Saturday 26th with more blasphemy! A blood act and naughty priests…Hell is empty and all the devils are here!

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HALLOWEEN EDITION - Muertos Monday
MONDAY 28th October

Day three of our Halloween celebrations lands on our infamous #MuertosMonday. Hip-hop, frightfully skilled dancers and blood shows…who’s ready?

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HALLOWEEN EDITION - Acan
Thursday 31ST October

Can you hear the distant thump of the depths of inferno? Join us on Thursday 31st October for house music, a staple show and lots more madness in our devilish setting…

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day of the dead halloween edition- Do Not Disturb
Friday 1ST NOVEMBER

Friday 1st November is a very special day for us at Tonteria, one which gives us our identity - The Day of The Dead. With Religious Icons as our theme, it’s specifically hard for us not to go crazy. There’ll be skeletons, beasts, angels and demons as well as our specially curated Virgin Mary show...a twist on the original saint, full of mischief and oozing with sexiness. If you’re looking for entertainment, you’ll find it at Tonteria…if you dare.

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HALLOWEEN weekend - RELIGIOUS ICONS
SATURDAY 26th October

Last but not least, we’ll be finishing off the madness on Saturday 2nd November. Still pairing Halloween and Day of the Dead in our Religious Icons theme, there’ll be sugar skulls, copious amount of cocktails, naughty business and a fire show.