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Tonteria is all about mystery and madness. Our membership service entitles you and a guest of choice to complimentary entrance, with a glass of champagne on arrival as well as priority on table booking.

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VIP membership at Tonteria Nightclub & Bar in Chelsea London

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Terms & Conditions

Tonteria is an exclusive Mexican-themed performance nightclub & bar in Chelsea, London.

Expect a Day-of-the-dead twist across our venue and dancers with entertainment throughout the night. Our team are also always getting involved, so expect topless bartenders, bottle juggling and much, much more.

At Tonteria, every night is considered its own event, with different shows and performances tailored to different days. And with shows ranging from fire spitters to ballon-pop strip shows, there’s always something to impress your guests with. We are also able to curate personalised shows for you on any evening – get in touch and we’ll make your dreams come true.

Shows are currently performed on Mondays and Fridays at 1am, so please bare the timing in mind to ensure your entrance into the premises.


Cards and memberships at Tonteria nightclub & bar are not transferable.

Members are entitled to bring one guest with them and can do so only until 1 am.

Dress glamorously. The Mexican madhouse awaits.