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Tonteria is all about mystery and madness. Our membership service entitles you and a guest of choice to complimentary entrance, with a glass of champagne on arrival as well as priority on table booking.

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VIP membership at Tonteria Nightclub & Bar in Chelsea London

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Tonteria is an exclusive Mexican-themed performance nightclub & taqueria bar in Chelsea, London.

La Taqueria is our latest our pre-club dining concept. From 8pm to 10:30pm we serve a selection of simple and delicious tacos with hand-crafted cocktails alongside a live DJ before club doors at 11pm.

Tonteria displays a Day-of-the-dead twist across our venue and dancers with entertainment throughout the night. A strong part of our ethos is that everyone, including the team participate. So expect topless bartenders, bottle juggling and much, much more.

And because at Tonteria every night is considered its own event, with shows ranging from fire spitters to uv paint shows, there’s always something to impress your guests with. We are also able to curate personalised shows for you on any evening, so get in touch and we’ll make your dreams come true.


Cards and memberships at Tonteria nightclub & bar are not transferable and members are entitled to bring one guest with them and can do so only until 1 am.

Make sure to dress glamorously because the Mexican madhouse awaits.