From early hours to club - we can do it all


Private Hire at Tonteria club offers you a complete bespoke evening where we cater to your every need. Our skilled events team will work alongside you from start to finish to create the ultimate evening for you and your guests. And with an array of entertainment as well as food and drink options, we will help tailor your event to all your needs and imagination.



With a demonstrated history in events planning, we can tailor our venue and acts for any occasion, be they corporate or private. While our philosophy is based around being mildly chaotic and silly, we can do it all from mild to wild. With this in mind, we will always execute our events with respect to your guests – wether you are looking for something innocent or totally outrageous.




Tonteria boasts one of London’s largest tequila selections. With this in mind, hand-crafted cocktails, and our new & delicious Mexican tacos menu we are sure to help you create an unrivalled experience. What’s more? We have an extensive list of award-winning performers and exquisite dancers to make your events truly unique and unforgettable.


At Tonteria we offer variety, exclusivity, and unequaled execution – we don’t settle for less.

Don Julio Private Room

The Don Julio Private Room is all about mystery. It’s semi-secluded from the rest of the club, and so it can be reconfigured to connect with the rest of the venue or be kept fully private.

As such, The Don Julio Private Room is perfect for standing cocktail and canapé receptions throughout club hours. And during dinner hours, it is also perfect for that extra feeling of privacy. This space can accommodate 15 people sitting and 35 standing.

What else is unique? On one end of the room you’ll find our human vivarium where our dancers can offer you private shows to wow your guests. On the other, the room offers private access to the bar, away from the crowds.


Tonteria is also available for full hire for private events. Please contact us to find out more.