We’ll tell you now; entertainment.

From start to finish, entertainment is always at the core of Tonteria nightclub. In other words, it exists in our bones. We deliver first-class entertainment through our performers, decoration and our team members.

At Tonteria, every night is considered its own event, with different shows and performances tailored to different days. And with shows ranging from fire spitters to ballon-pop strip shows, there’s always something to impress your guests with. We are also able to curate personalised shows for you on any evening – get in touch and we’ll make your dreams come true.

Performances are currently on Mondays and Fridays at 1am, with entertainment happening every night.

And at Tonteria, the sillier you are the better, so grab a lucha-libre mask (or whatever props are flying about on that evening), have a shot of tequila and get dancing. What’s more? The silliness doesn’t end there. Our team are always getting involved, wether that’s during our midnight parade or behind the bar, so expect topless bartenders, bottle juggling and much, much more.

 

Always dress glamorously and arrive for 11pm. Table holders are accepted until 1am.

  • Thursday 28th October

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Thursday 28th October

     

     

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

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    Friday 29th October

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Friday 29th October

    TONTERIA LONDON CLUB

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

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  • Saturday 30th October

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Saturday 30th October

     

     

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

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  • Sunday 31st October

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Sunday 31st October

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

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  • Monday 1st November

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

    HALLOWEEN 2021

    Monday 1st November

    Veracruz 1789.

    A new disease has ravaged the town.

    You are a Baron, Marquise, prostitute or sailor. What were you wearing the night you were cursed?

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