We’ll tell you now; entertainment.

From start to finish, entertainment is always at the core of Tonteria nightclub. In other words, it exists in our bones. We deliver first-class entertainment through our performers, decoration and our team members.

At Tonteria, every night is considered its own event, with different shows and performances tailored to different days. And with shows ranging from fire spitters to ballon-pop strip shows, there’s always something to impress your guests with. We are also able to curate personalised shows for you on any evening – get in touch and we’ll make your dreams come true.

Performances are currently on Mondays and Fridays at 1am, with entertainment happening every night.

And at Tonteria, the sillier you are the better, so grab a lucha-libre mask (or whatever props are flying about on that evening), have a shot of tequila and get dancing. What’s more? The silliness doesn’t end there. Our team are always getting involved, wether that’s during our midnight parade or behind the bar, so expect topless bartenders, bottle juggling and much, much more.

 

Always dress glamorously and arrive for 11pm. Table holders are accepted until 1am.

 

Christmas at Tonteria starts on Thursday 18th November.

Please enquire within for Christmas/corporate parties.

 

 

  • New Year Tonteria

    Friday 31st December

    NEW YEAR 2021

    This New Year 2021, enter the new year with a bang at our Space Disco party.
    We will be operating as usual with La Taqueria open from 8PM-10:30PM with club doors from 11PM-4AM.
    Join us at La Taqueria for fresh tacos, hand-crafted cocktails and live DJ as well as two other music entertainment shows throughout the dinner service.
    During club hours, expect our magical Tonteria parade, midnight countdown as well as two further performances from some very spectacular acts.

    NEW YEAR 2021

    Friday 31st December

    This New Year 2021, enter the new year with a bang at our Space Disco party.
    We will be operating as usual with La Taqueria open from 8PM-10:30PM with club doors from 11PM-4AM.
    Join us at La Taqueria for fresh tacos, hand-crafted cocktails and live DJ as well as two other music entertainment shows throughout the dinner service.
    During club hours, expect our magical Tonteria parade, midnight countdown as well as two further performances from some very spectacular acts.
    Our booking options are as follows:
    – £80 per person minimum spend at La Taqueria.
    With this option exclusively, club table booking prices are discounted to £150 per person. Plus, your minimum spend at La Taqueria is transferable to your club table booking if you don’t fulfil it during dinner.
    – £150 ticket per person for club entrance from 11PM. This option gives you entrance to Tonteria with a bottle of champagne per person for the evening which we will store for you at the bar.
    – £200 per person for a club table. This option grants you your table/personal space within the club and the fee makes up your minimum spend.
    To book please email reservations@tonteria.co.uk or call us on 02078815991
    New Year Tonteria
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